Funny cards you print at home.
Add their name, write the inside in your own words, download the PDF, fold it. A real card in the time it takes the printer to warm up. Free, no account.
Six designs that do half the joke for you
A get-well card dressed as a hazard sign. A thank-you as an itemized receipt. You bring the words; the format brings the straight face.
Official notice
Letterhead, a serial number and a rubber stamp. Inside reads like a memo.
Receipt
A till receipt with a torn edge and a barcode. Your message is the itemized list.
Warning label
Hazard yellow with a caution band. Inside gives directions.
Group chat
Your words as a run of texts, with someone already typing back.
Award
A ribbon rosette on the front, a certificate inside.
Permission slip
A school form with the reason filled in by hand.
From the browser to their fridge door
1
Make it
Pick a design, add their name, write the inside. The preview is exactly what prints.
2
Print it
Download the PDF and print it on US Letter paper or card stock at 100% scale.
3
Fold it
Fold on the marks. Quarter-fold needs no scissors; the 5 x 7 needs one cut.
Ready-made printable cards
Funny Day Cards is run by Beau Branton. Every ready-made joke on this site is picked and signed off by him before it becomes a card. The generator is yours: your words, on a design that prints clean on a home printer.